The Preliminary Assessment of Puckish Potential

(A Confidential Inquiry Into Your Purity of Heart & Capacity for Mischief)

Greetings, traveler of curiosity.


If you’re here, it means you received my Sub Rosa message and chose not to ignore it.
This bodes well.

Before you proceed further into the Troublemaker’s Path, I’m required (by absolutely no governing body whatsoever) to confirm your eligibility.

Please answer the following questions truthfully, or truthfully enough.


Question 1: How well do you keep a secret?

I am a vault.
I am a vault with mild gossip tendencies.
I’ve already told someone I’m taking this assessment.

Question 2: Your reaction when someone pranks you is usually…

Delight! Mischief recognizes mischief.
Mild suspicion followed by acceptance.
A dramatic gasp and a vow of polite revenge.

Question 3: Choose your spirit animal:

A fox with a pocket full of unexplainable treasures
A crow who collects shiny objects and secrets
A raccoon in a trench coat who knows things

Question 4: Have you ever executed a magnificent prank?

Yes
Not yet
I can neither confirm nor deny